No joke. My alarm is set on talk radio. So when it went off this morning at 5am, I heard them talking about earthquakes and didn't think anything of it until they said it was in Dallas. Boy, did I wake up then. I had to get up and get online to verify. There were actually 2 - a 2.5 and a 3.0. They happened at 11 or 12 last night. I was up.. didn't feel anything which is good because I'm not sure just how I would have reacted if my house started rattling.
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